Tuesday 6 September 2011

Winkers, Whoopsie's & Wetherspoons

1st September 2011-

FINALLY the Benbow girls are reunited! Sophie, Lexi, Esin, Hayley Woods and myself hit uxbridge for the day and ended up partyin' on in the nightclub Winkers, in Chalfont St Peter.

We started off the day by picking up Hayley Woods, my bestie from School! Who is freaking AMAZING, I love her very much! She is always up for a laugh and any crazy idea, she will be the first be in on it! Lexi, Sophie, Hayley and I drove to Bosanquet, Uxbridge. We took a drive into Uxbridge town, via Benbow waye, to drop off my car. We say we 'Have' to drop our cars there, as our new road has permit. Though there are defiantly other roads which are much closer than Benbow to leave our cars, but we are that sad. To us it’s like going home!


Once in town we got something to eat, we decided on Wetherspoons; it’s cheap, quick, and the closest thing we are going to get to a 'proper' meal before we go and drink our body weight in alcohol. Whilst eating, and discussing the night ahead of us, Lexi brought up a rather odd game called 'Whoopsie's'. Apparently her cousins and she played this game, whilst drunk on the tube this summer. It involves getting to a very uncomfortably close position to a person you don’t know and using your index finger, you have to see if you can stroke their bum crevice without them noticing. "WHAT?!" yeah, that’s what we thought! Lexi laughed, as we all sat there with confused and frankly disgusted faces. "Soph, stand up a second" Lexi said, pulling Soph's arm up. Sophie looked reluctant as she sheepishly stood up and looked around the restaurant, seeing if anyone was taking notice of what was happening. Lexi stood behind her and pretended to bump into her, "Whooopsiee" she exclaimed as she discretely stroked Sophie’s bum. "I didn't even feel that!" Sophie happily shouted out, before realising that she shouted and slowly sat back down.
"Exactly, it’s all about them not noticing" said Lexi cheerfully.

I would have liked to have said that was the end of that game, oh no. After lunch we went into Iceland (We are students okay!)  to get the standard alchz for the night. Though on the way into the shop Sophie said "How many points if I whoopsie someone in Iceland?" Everyone laughed thinking she must be joking. Again, oh no.
"200" I said.
"Right, okay... Girls watch this" Sophie said seriously, as she walked off with mission in her eyes and started scanning the store for an unsuspecting person.
She had a few embarrassing misses, as she got so close then realised she physically couldn't do it without getting caught. This was until we got to the tills. She pushed into a man and "Accidently" fell into the back him, and I’m very proud to confirm that she successfully performed her first Whoopsie! Thankfully Sophie and the other girls forgot about this game by the time we went out. Lucky for us, as if anyone has ever been to Winkers they will understand why!




Back from Uxbridge and the preparations began!

Hair- Washed, dried, GHD'd

Fake-tan- St Moritz (What else, Savers £2.99, the foam I strongly recommend. Friends and myself have tried a lot of different fake tans, this is by far is the BEST. Get the mitt though, no orange hands! The beautiful thing about this tan is that it is very versatile, can be applied in a thick layer the night before, and washed off in the morning for a professional summer glow. However it can also be applied after a shower and ovs before make-up before a night out, with no streaks, and no odd smell. You can apply to the face and DONT WORRY, it will look slightly patchy on the face and will look very brown, but I can promise it covers up beautifully with a good foundation & also leaves the overall finished make-up looking more flawless with a light sun kissed look. Will do a blog on this tan at a later date with more details)

Then there is curling, curling and more curling on the other girl’s hair and their hair extensions. (Lexi's Hair extensions- 'Foxy Locks Hair Extensions'. YouTube them, The girl who started them is the queen of hair!. Lexi wears 'Off Black' and they are the Deluxe 160g and they end up after p&p around £77. Sounds like a lot of money, but you get thicker hair than normal extensions in a beautiful condition and LOADS of hair that you would never get for that amount of money!)


Make-Up.

8.00pm- PRE DRINKS!!


Cranberry, Vodka and Archers [*]
Apple sours [*]
Vodka, Tropical Juice
Fat frog.

The pre-drinks playlist came on and that was it, what a night.
















This is the floor the living room the next morning. Beautiful..

The night was a brilliant way to start year 3 of Uni, 'Dirty talk, by Wynter Gordon' is 100% the Benbow Girl's song. On request it played 5 times in Winkers!

We had 5 Pizzas waiting for us when we got home £28, on flippin pizza!! This is because, when I rang the Pizza guy he told me one pizza wouldn’t be enough, So I ordered 5?! Actually we all still owe Hayley money for that. Sorry Hayz, we will take you out when you come home from uni.

Hayley left the house at 5am in the morning and left her i.d, bank cards and her student cards. She was going back to uni on Saturday. She couldn’t have left more important cards if she tried.

Lexi passed out. Literally, out cold. With her nipple out. Apparently I'm not allowed to put that picture up, though if it was up to Sophie that picture would have been the header for this night.

Esin was the drunkest we have EVER seen her, burnt her hand and was running, naked around the house crying her eyes out. She was closely followed by Sophie trying to catch her to calm her down. (I don’t understand why there is so much nakedness with the girls when their drunk)

We all drunk much too much. We had soo many Jokes, We OWNED Winkers. The nights out with the girls are THE BEST.

Anyway, I'm going to go sleep now! x

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